Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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