Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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