we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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