I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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