16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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