I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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