the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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