Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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