Me too!
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
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