How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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