Where did you get a picture of my penis
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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