school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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