This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
