So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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