He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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