I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
