but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize