It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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