I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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