Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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