he wants to bone in the snuggie
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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