I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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