I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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