I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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