I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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