When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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