quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Everclear isn't food dammit
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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