they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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