is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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