In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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