Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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