Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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