the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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