i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize