I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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