Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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