...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
