I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
