Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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