it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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