worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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