is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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