We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
