Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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