We should be called the Road Head Warriors
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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