So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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