Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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