haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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