The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
