I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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