I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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