some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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