is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Randomize
