I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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