Ambien. No doubt about it.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Randomize
