So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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