If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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