sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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