She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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